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Balls de fuego fo yo ass
Balls of Fuego There… I’m typing up a fucking recipe. I had to gather multiple napkins and papers soaked in sweet potato and coconut oil that I used for makeshift recipe notes and cards to get this...
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Hunt and gather on a budget
My butcher sees into the window to my soul… of my stomach I’ve become accustomed to greeting my butcher guys – hell one calls me Momma and my love pickle Poppa. I know he’s just being friendly, and if...
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Bacon.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” Bacon – the main staple to any paleo diet. Now when I heard that bacon was in fact...
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Fail to plan, plan to eat shitty
See that right there? That gets my Tetris loving, OCDette ass feeling accomplished. Like, “hellz yeah! I’m gonna be awesome this week! Suck it, drive-thrus!” And I will. Cuz I got a plan. But J, I...
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Unicorn meat is definitely Paleo.
Any meat you can eat, fo yo ass it’s a treat. So I get asked this question a lot: “what kind of meat can you eat?”. It’s simple. If it’s grass fed, antibiotic free, just plain bullshit free, then you...
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Dear Grainfed cow, go fuck your mother.
Wait, if it’s grassfed beef, does that mean the steak eats grass? So this weekend has been a big ass experiment of grassfed and grainfed steaks of different sizes and cuts. It’s okay you can be...
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How I made whole30 my bitch
Fuck you puffy taco, I’ll stick with my watermelon cup, bitch. So it’s day 33 of my whole30, but I’m thinking I should call it whole60 because this mother fucker was easy. I thought the hardest part...
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Turning 18+11 never felt so good
You only turn 18 once,but in my case at least 15 times. Ugh,for some odd reason, and I’m sure I’m not the only mother fucker to believe this, but I hate my birthday. I’m not sure if it all started...
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Beyond Bacon…there is such a thing.
I was honored to be given a review copy of this pork bible, seriously it’s like the living word of pork. I’ve learned so many things, from the lard to biscuits! Yes Paleo biscuits! It’s a amazaballs!...
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Seriously. We Fucking Love Balls.
Balls… Ha ha haaaa! Balls, balls, balls! Mwahahahaaaa! Yeah, I’m fucking immature, but I don’t really give a shit. Balls make me giggle every time. And big, meaty balls make me laugh so hard I have to...
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Hunt and gather on a budget
My butcher sees into the window to my soul… of my stomach I’ve become accustomed to greeting my butcher guys – hell one calls me Momma and my love pickle Poppa. I know he’s just being friendly, and if...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fail to plan, plan to eat shitty
See that right there? That gets my Tetris loving, OCDette ass feeling accomplished. Like, “hellz yeah! I’m gonna be awesome this week! Suck it, drive-thrus!” And I will. Cuz I got a plan. But J, I...
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Unicorn meat is definitely Paleo.
Any meat you can eat, fo yo ass it’s a treat. So I get asked this question a lot: “what kind of meat can you eat?”. It’s simple. If it’s grass fed, antibiotic free, just plain bullshit free, then you...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Dear Grainfed cow, go fuck your mother.
Wait, if it’s grassfed beef, does that mean the steak eats grass? So this weekend has been a big ass experiment of grassfed and grainfed steaks of different sizes and cuts. It’s okay you can be...
View ArticleClik here to view.
How I made whole30 my bitch
Fuck you puffy taco, I’ll stick with my watermelon cup, bitch. So it’s day 33 of my whole30, but I’m thinking I should call it whole60 because this mother fucker was easy. I thought the hardest part...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Beyond Bacon…there is such a thing.
I was honored to be given a review copy of this pork bible, seriously it’s like the living word of pork. I’ve learned so many things, from the lard to biscuits! Yes Paleo biscuits! It’s a amazaballs!...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Seriously. We Fucking Love Balls.
Balls… Ha ha haaaa! Balls, balls, balls! Mwahahahaaaa! Yeah, I’m fucking immature, but I don’t really give a shit. Balls make me giggle every time. And big, meaty balls make me laugh so hard I have to...
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